Two noble professions are joining forces. Lawyers and environmentalists have teamed up to stick it to the Man. It’s like we used to say in the 60’s, never trust anyone over 30 parts per trillion of methyl chloroform!
Eighteen U.S. states are suing the EPA to force action on global warming. Let’s hope this lawsuit turns out better than Bush v. Gore. Otherwise I’ll have to grow a beard and re-open that Arby’s in my guest house. However, if things go according to plan, this will open the floodgates, metaphorically speaking.
So I’ve got a few class-action lawsuits up my sleeve:
---Penguin v. Iceberg This is a variation on the old slip-and-fall case. The powerful iceberg lobby has deep pockets since winning that defamation settlement against the Titanic movie.
---People v. Sun Looks like the free-ride is over for that oppressive ball of gas.
---Grass v. Mower Millions of innocent grass blades are sliced in half each day so that ruthless corporations like Yardman and Cub Cadet can extend their global reign.
If you feel you’ve been wronged or injured by the growing climate crisis, give me a call at 1-800-HOT-BUCK.
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