Well, it’s Earth Day, and normally I’d celebrate by wearing a body suit made of bird seed and letting the robins and finches freely explore the peaks and valleys of Planet Gore. But this is no time for the joys of man/bird love! 

As I recently announced, the climate crisis has not improved since the release of An Inconvenient Truth. What if I just gave up like you slackers? Instead of getting carpal tunnel syndrome by clicking through slides all day, I could be like you and save my right hand for manual pleasure.

But Earth Day can also be a time for new life. It’s like Easter without all the zombie imagery. So, I’ve decided to re-double my efforts by releasing the director’s cut of my film, including the footage of me riding a polar bear through the hallways of Exxon-Mobile while reading "Walden" through a megaphone. It's time we started seeing polar bears as the transportation of the future. They're pretty fast and totally carbon neutral. Buy the director's cut of An Inconvenient Truth and learn how to convert your vehicle to polar-powered.