Al Sharpton’s Blog

Consider this my official statement on the Sean Bell acquittal

By Al Sharpton

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Ok. I get it legal system. This is a make-up call for OJ. Like in sports when the ref blows a call, and he makes up for it on the next play by favoring the team the unfair call went against. On the cosmic scale of racial injustice, we're just about back to reconstruction era mentality -- when blacks were technically free, but couldn't own property.

The head of the police officers’ union, Patrick Lynch made an interesting statement this morning:

"Every time a police officer goes on the street there is never a script. We have to deal with circumstances as they come."

Fair point, suspiciously-named Mr. Lynch. We need to write a script for how to deal with people loitering outside a night club. Allow me to mock up a draft:

  1. If you see a loiterer outside a night club, most likely he's planning on murdering you and your family. Fire a warning shot. Aim for the soft part of the gut where there is less of a chance of hitting a major organ.
  2. Has the loiterer not scattered after your warning shot -- even though your first shot cut him down? Fire a second shot. Aim between the eyes.
  3. If the perpetrator is black, fire an additional 47 shots.

Now that the script has been written, we won't have to keep up this charade of investigations and trials.

(Photo credit: Associated Press)

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Comments

Randy in Florida:

Al Sharpton, just how far can one man capitalize on his own race! Sharpton and Jackson, the womanizer (is that a sin?), both are racist to the core and only bring moral injustice to the black community. They are a discrace to the memory of Dr. King and his ideas.

4/26/2008 5:03 AM

Mr. Rational:

Why....why...do people continue to address Sharpton as Reverend.? He was "Ordained" in some back woods church at the age of ten. No Theology school, no college of any kind..maybe not even High School...and, yet the media and others continue to call him reverend, That's way too much respect for this tubby blowhard. His main goal in life appears to be attention...and, money. Let's just call him as he is. Not Reverend Al....but, simply, Sharpton the sleeze.

4/26/2008 9:13 AM

slnthntr:

I sent this to Al's email, it was promptly rejected:

This has been sent to me several times by many people and I have to ask you to answer the question, this is by no means an attack on you or anyone else but the questions do deserve a response:

The five people pictured below car-jacked, then raped Christopher Newsom , cut off his penis, then set him on fire and fatally shot him while they forced his girlfriend, Channon Christian, to watch. An even more cruel fate awaited her! Channon Christian, was beaten and gang-raped in many ways for four days by all of them, while they took turns urinating on her. Then they cut off her breast and put chemicals in her mouth .. and then murdered her. Knoxville (WVLT) - The District Attorney General of Knox County announced the list of charges facing now five suspects in the double murder of Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom . The District Attorney General Randy Nichols is not saying whether or not he will seek the death penalty, but he does say the State will seek conviction for all charges filed in a 24-page indictment from the Knox County Grand Jury;

Lemaricus Davidson, 25, faces a total of 46 charges.
Davidson was indicted on 16 counts of Felony Murder growing out of rape, robbery and kidnapping of Channon Christian and Chris Newsom, 2 counts premeditated murder of Christian and Newsom, 2 counts especially aggravated assault, 4 counts especially aggravated kidnapping, and 20 counts aggravated rape.

Letalvis Cobbins and George Thomas, both 24, face a total of 46 charges each. Cobbins and Thomas were indicted on 16 counts of Felony Murder growing out of rape, robbery and kidnapping of Channon Christian and Chris Newsom , 2 counts premeditated murder of Christian and Newsom, 2 counts especially aggravated robberies, 4 counts especially aggravated kidnapping, 20 counts aggravated rape, and 2 counts of theft.

Additionally, police in Lebanon , Kentucky , arrested 18-year-old Vanessa Coleman.

She faces 40 Tennessee state charges.

Coleman was indicted on 12 counts Felony Murder growing out of rape, robbery and kidnapping of Channon Christian and Chris Newsom, 1 count Premeditated Murder, 1 count Especially Aggravated Robbery, 4 counts especially aggravated kidnapping, 20 counts of aggravated rape and 2 Counts of theft.

Eric Boyd, 24, also arrested in connection with the fatal carjacking, only faces federal charges as an accessory after the fact. He was not indicted by Knox county grand jury.

Felony Murder carries a possibility of death, life without the possibility of parole and life with parole. Especially Aggravated Robbery is a Class A felony that carries a possibility of 15 to 60 years in prison. Aggravated Rape is a Class A felony that carries a possibility of 15 to 60 years of prison. At a news conference last year, District Attorney Nichols commended the cooperative efforts between several departments and credits that cooperation for the fast pace this case is moving through the court system. This is certainly a case garnering a lot of public interest, Nichols recognizes that and says he expects all kinds of requests filed in this case, including a change of venue in order to receive a fair trial. But he says he does hope 12 Knox County jurors will be able to determine the guilt or innocence of these suspects.

The question:

Where are the Reverends Al and Jesse? Are they providing counsel and help to the families of the victims? Why - because the victims were white? Why hasn't this received National coverage by the news media like the Duke "rape" case? - the victims were white. Why hasn't the NAACP, ACLU, New York Times, CNN, FOX, etc., called for an investigation? Why hasn't the FBI been called in to investigate this as a hate crime? - the victims were white.

So, if a white news radio jock uses the phrase "Nappy headed hos"in the same way it is used every single day by hundreds of thousands of black people, it gets 2 weeks of constant news coverage and he loses his job (Justified? Probably, but there are much bigger issues here). If two white people are tortured, raped and murdered by a gang of black people, it barely gets a blip in the news (Justified? Not in any way shape or form in any circumstances).

This sounded so unreal that it was checked on Snopes. It is a real story, but we have heard nothing about it on any of our local stations or even CNN.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/newsom.asp

Respectfully,

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

5/7/2008 9:43 AM

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