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Isn't it ironic?

By Alanis Morissette

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Associated Press

It’s like when you read a book, but then you finish.

It’s like when you get a Nintendo Wii, but you hit your friend in the face when your Wiimote comes flying off.

It’s like when you believe in Santa Claus, but find out he isn’t real.

It’s like when you believe in Jesus, but find out he isn’t real.

It’s like when you go to the zoo on Christmas, but get killed by a tiger.

12/28/2007 4:04 PM, Canada
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