It’s like when you go to vote, but you’re turned away because you’re black.

It’s like when you wear antiperspirant, but it stops working after awhile.

It’s like when you’re running for public office, but have your past misdeeds revealed to the world.

It’s like when you turn on a light, and a bulb goes out.

It’s like when you’re Ron Paul, and don’t win the Republican nomination.

It’s like when an egomaniacal overexposed psychologist is employed to help an egomaniacal overexposed singer.

Associated Press