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Alanis Morissette’s Blog

It's like when it's Friday, but feels like a Thursday

By Alanis Morissette

Bio & Blog

It’s like when you eat all your food, but you’re still hungry.

It’s like when you turn on a light, and a bulb goes out.

It’s like when you have unprotected sex, but get herpes.

It’s like when you build a desk from IKEA, but you’re missing a piece.

It’s like when you are the Chairman of the Federal Reserve, but a retarded monkey knows more about the economy than you.

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Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke
1/18/2008 2:00 PM, Canada
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