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It's like a Grammy Awards with no Canadian winners

By Alanis Morissette

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It’s like when you’re a vegetarian, but your friends serve you meat.

It’s like when there’s a big presidential race grabbing all the headlines, and that’s when you finally admit to waterboarding.

It’s like when you’re Ron Paul and don’t win the Republican nomination

(Or when you are a Ron Paul supporter, and you realize you blew your savings on a retired vagina doctor with crackshot ideas)

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Associated Press

It’s like when you lightheartedly name a political event tsunami Tuesday, and then there is an uncharacteristic tornado that kills over 50 people.

Wait is that last one for real?

2/12/2008 6:50 PM, Canada
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