Hello everybody. As you know from reading the newspapers on the internets, I finally got to rehab on account of someone making a video of me smoking crack. I know you is all wondering how is I doing in here.
Well, I don’t know if you know this or not, but they don’t let you have drugs in rehab, and also they don’t have no drug dealers at all. I think probably they is lying to me and after a few days, they’s going to tell me where I can get some drugs from in here, and then rehab will be a lot more fun. I think it’s like that show that was on in America where they play a prank on the celebrity, like stealing they fancy car, and then that guy from that show pops out and says, “Gotcha” and everybody laffs!
Only in this case, when they pop out and say “Gotcha,” I am gonna stab ‘em wiff me knife in they eyeballs and then take they crack and run away and stab everyone else, then put me bra on and do a bunch of heroin and get drunk and take PCP and put my underwear on my head then drink a bottle of vodka and smoke my own face.
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