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Some mice blogged for me while I was ... napping

By Amy Winehouse

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Today's guest bloggers: Amy's mice

 

Hewwo! It's vewwy nice to be here! We're having ever so much fun pwancing about Amy's keyboard! Whee!

We hope you wiked our widdle message. But we hope you wealize that we were just pwaying micey games. We don't weawy mind if Bwake divowces Amy. If he did, we would have more time to pway with her! Tee hee hee! We were only one day old when we made our scween debut. We were in no condition to make impowtant domestic decisions for Amy.

ADDENDUM - 2 HOURS LATER

Amy here. Just woke up. Don't know what that was all about. Anyway, people, don't hate on this video. This is the most wholesome thing Doherty and I ever done. BY FAR. And I kind of like how we managed to get the Japan horror movie look. Scary. Seven days after seeing this vid, you will send me a bottle of Chivas. LOL!

Oh, does anyone want some free mice? The turtles don't get along with them.

5/19/2008 11:48 AM, London
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Linda:

Please teach this girl some hygiene. She looks like she hasn't had a bath in like forever and everytime we see a pic of her, her hands are just plain nasty - nicotened and dirt under her nails. She might be worth a million plus bucks, but as nasty looking as she is, she might not be worth all that much if she don't clean herself up. I've only seen the front door cracked at her home and it's even nastier than she is. Can't somebody keep a maid for her. She needs it!!

5/19/2008 3:56 PM
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Amy Winehouse:

Are you the lady in the robe who stands outside me house staring? It's creepy. Go away.

5/22/2008 2:18 PM
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Linda:

I forgot, she needs a tetanus shot too. Rats carry germs. She might need a whole bunch of shots with all she's done. Seriously, please help the girl.

5/19/2008 3:57 PM
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Bill Clinton:

I'd still hit it. Of course, I'll hit ANYTHING.

5/19/2008 8:42 PM
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mark:

Hey Linda has a lot of anger me thinks is jealous, that amy's mice have more talent and decency in their little mice toes than she has in her whole stinking bitter twisted body. Amy n Pete are a bit crazy at times but good people, a world with Amy is a DULLLLL one.

5/20/2008 8:18 AM
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freetibet:

nice mice. i like the talking one :) But isnt' this flat becoming a zoo? ;)
btw, I bought Frank deluxe, wow, i really didn't expect bonus CD be so rich, and so good! Thanks a lot Amy & Crew! TaKE CaRE...

5/20/2008 1:23 PM
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Amy Winehouse:

You're so sweet, thanks. Play it backwards - I give a speech by Lady Macbeth!

5/22/2008 2:23 PM
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