Christ on toast. I'm not given to hysterical-like behaviour, but when I saw this in the news I screamed so loud I had to go back on oxygen.
I've turned into wax. Look at this thing. Don't you find it scary?
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No, you wouldn't, would you, cuz it ain't your perfect replicant up there for people to stare at and poke. The whole idea of wax works is scary, yeah? Like, you're a museum skeleton, but they can't wait til you're dead.
One thing: do they make them anatomically correct? Coz you know some little shit is going to yank me skirt up and check, and then pose for a disgusting picture with me hoo-ha. Or is there a blank space where the hoo-ha should be? Great, there'll be a lawsuit when me frightening, empty crotch turns kids gay or something.
Alanis Morissette:
Don't let it get you down, Amy! You look as good as you feel, and women like you and me always feel shitty, so we look . . . Wait, that didn't come out like I wanted.
7/25/2008 7:45 PMMimi:
Amy, you are an inspiration to girl-singers everywhere, and you are beautiful. Have you thought about singing with Ville Valo? He's a true gentleman and has a voice as good as yours. What a duet that would be! Be nice to Ville, he means the world to us. Take care, dear, may all of your dreams come true, preferably in the next few days! ;) Say hello to your darling hubby as well.
9/5/2008 10:58 PM