Babies, I couldn't be happier winning an award for songwriting. "Love Is a Losing Game" was a deeply personal song, even if it was kind of dictated by the ghost of Big Mama Thornton. I share this songwriting honour with her.
Speaking of awards, it's time to announce the winner of the "Name Amy's Turtles" contest. Wasn't much judging involved, really. Only one entry. Thanks, "fans." Anyway, big ups to big winner "Cris Inns" who came up with Drunky, Skunky, Skanky and Wanky. I don't get it, but that sounds cute enough.
Now, I promised you a wicked prize, yeah? You will receive ... me award statuette that I just won! Thing is, Cris, I need you to deliver it to a close, personal friend of mine. After he gets it from you, my friend will take it in his repair shed and then you'll get it back. Probably a bit heavier.