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Suspect all kittens of al-Qaeda ties

By Ann Coulter

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Don’t let the NIE report fool you; the Islamic enemy is as determined as ever to destroy our way of life. And our babies. This new al-Qaeda training video shows just that; kittens trained to attack unsuspecting babies. If these kittens are taught how to grasp tiny daggers in their paws, our babies are as good as dead:

12/7/2007 3:11 PM, New York
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GLF:

After the reprehensible, dismal, corrupt, incompetent, Bush Presidency, you have the gall to write a negative book about Barack Obama, who has been President for not even a month. Talk about straining at a knat and swallowing a camel. In addition, you would not have an audience if everyone was well informed, educated, and pragmatic. DUH!! You rely on ignorant idealogy and aggressive stupidity.

2/17/2009 5:03 PM

GLF:

After the reprehensible, dismal, corrupt, incompetent, Bush Presidency, you have the gall to write a negative book about Barack Obama, who has been President for not even a month. Talk about straining at a knat and swallowing a camel. In addition, you would not have an audience if everyone was well informed, educated, and pragmatic. DUH!! You rely on ignorant idealogy and aggressive stupidity.

2/17/2009 5:03 PM

Ann Coulter:

Where have you been? I don't think I've been keeping it a secret anymore. I am a soulless, cannibalistic creature of the night. I torture the least of you humans for my own erotic satisfaction. Just because my minions are "ignorant" and "aggressively stupid" does not mean we can not crush the hopes and dreams of humans both domestic and global. After all, evil is as evil does. Now, let the feeding commence . . .

2/18/2009 10:59 AM