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Ann Coulter’s Blog

I thought caucuses were where Caucasians came from

By Ann Coulter

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I’ve made a terrible mistake. All this time I’ve been assailing Hillary Clinton, using the most dire rhetoric and scare tactics — simply because she owns a vagina. A white vagina.

And now this. The fabric of the nation is only inches from being ravaged by this African American, whose wily-smiley ways tempted and lured good Iowans away from their better judgment. Was it his smooth ways that confused us? His smile? This?
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Because it’s so different from this?
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Barack Obama is consistenly pro-choice. What will this mean for our women, whose bodies’ purity he will seek to defile with laws and mandates? Will they be led morally astray?

A seed was planted in Iowa, and the good people of New Hampshire must cut down the stalk. These are frightening times.

1/4/2008 4:57 PM, New York
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DeeDee:

hey Ann,

hopefully YOU will be killed by terrorists,

which is obviously what YOU wish for Mr. Edwards,

Right ???

1/7/2008 4:31 PM

Ann Coulter:

DeeDee,

I don't want terrorists to kill John Edwards, not necessarily. I would be happy for Elizabeth's cancer to get them both.

Thanks for reading, though. Maybe you'll learn something here, in between the Communist Manifesto and the Audacity of Hope (which are essentially the same book).

1/7/2008 8:57 PM

chuck:

Ann,

Hell I turn 53 next month and look as good as him. Maybe I should run for president if that is all it take to make white people vote for you.

1/5/2008 7:22 AM

WhyWhyWicki:

Ann is the man most men dream of being.

1/31/2008 10:19 PM

SadbutTrue:

No doubt Ann Coulter has a new book coming out soon as she always starts ranting and screeching idiotic statements in order to get air time on at least Fox, the only "news" outlet that will have her on now. Such statements and air time is always associated with the release of a new superficial, fact free book. Ann is the little girl in the back of the room who keeps yelling out stupid and idiotic things in order to get attention. You would have to feel sorry for her if it was not for the countless small minded people who buy her books and let her make money off of this. She's obviously bright, ignorant but bright....again sad she cannot find a way to actually add value.

10/4/2008 4:20 PM

Nicolas Sarkozy:

Great job Madame Coulter! You play the dumb blonde with so much reality that you've reached your goals. You didn't expand the Republican base and you made a lot of money. Well done. It's time to go home...with the Democrats! Zank you, zank you.

11/14/2008 8:21 PM