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Jewberg not running

By Ann Coulter

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Bloomberg decided not to run today. He made his decision because Obama and McCain are running on bipartisan centrist platforms, which would have made it hard for him to stand out — and also because he couldn’t stop being so Jewish.

I’m told he even tried a special anti-Jewish soap — which is similar to that lice shampoo that smells like tar — but it couldn’t make him grow 5 inches or quit controlling the media.

2/28/2008 4:27 PM, New York
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Comments

mel gibson:

i want to be in a ann coulter / nancy grace sandwich!

2/29/2008 4:11 AM

Anonymous:

Ann, you disgust me!

10/1/2008 1:35 AM

WES:

Why because she's right?

2/9/2009 3:28 PM

Tessa:

Where is Ann in all this Presidential bru-ha-ha?

10/2/2008 2:59 PM

Ann Coulter:

These have been the best of times for good old Annie the Trannie. So many hopeless, drowning souls and not enough time to dine on each and every one of them. But rest assured Tessa, you are on my list. Evil is, as evil does.

10/2/2008 3:44 PM

Nicolas Sarkozy:

Madame Coulter,

Beautiful as you think you are(?), how can you be so hateful and angry? You probably don't make love very often...Try it Madame...Frenchly yours

11/14/2008 6:55 PM

testy in texas :

I didn't know Lesbians could be so vile!!

1/7/2009 5:15 PM

testy in texas :

I didn't know Lesbians could be so vile!!

1/7/2009 5:15 PM

testy in texas :

I didn't know Lesbians could be so vile!!

1/7/2009 5:15 PM

testy in texas :

I didn't know Lesbians could be so vile!!

1/7/2009 5:15 PM

testy in texas :

I didn't know Lesbians could be so vile!!

1/7/2009 5:15 PM

WES:

I didn't know people in Texas Studdered so much or repeated themself so often. George Bush was from Texas and he didn't do it. So it must be a mental thing. Besides who cares about her sexual orientation. She's not birthing 8 babies and asking others to pay for them.

2/9/2009 3:36 PM

Samuel L. Jackson:

I didn't know Texans were so fuckin' dumb they could submit the same comment 5 got-damn times in a row without realizing it.

1/7/2009 8:12 PM

WES:

I think Ann Rocks. She's got it all beauty, brains, and talent. I'd settle for just one of those! If you don't like her, question is why? Is it the fact that she's blunt and direct? Like the single mom thing. Hey what about the single mom who just gave birth to 8 kids? Total of 14, we all of us are paying for them. She has no job, she has not father, her parents are bankrupt! This is a single parent who is not right mentally and I know a few who are like that unfortunately. But this is a shining example of what Ann is talking about. When I can squeeze enough mony together I'm buying her new book.
Stay tall, stay strong, and keep it up Anne!

2/9/2009 3:33 PM

Ann Coulter:

WES, do you feel like joining this "freak off a leash" some night for some good old-fashioned soul-sucking and hobo-decapitation? If you are as simple-minded as you sound/write, I may even find you a new brain. I just can't promise I'll give it to you without a bite or two missing. Think about it.

2/9/2009 5:48 PM