Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Blog

I played a teacher in Kindergarten Cop, but really I was a cop you idiot

By Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Friends, I vant to talk about education crisis in Kalifornia. Ve'ave a budget shortfall in this state of $16 BILLION dollars. That is a lot. So, I am going to cut the number of teachers vee have in schools. I am going to terminate (he, he, he) almost 100,000 jobs for silly teacher people and administrators. Some of you puny little girlie men out there vill say, "Vat? Vat about the kiddies?" I tell you, the kiddies are losers! They should be out pumping themselves up, not sitting around on their flabby asses. Vhen I was a boy in Austria I...

Bzzzzz, crrrrrrrrrkkkkkk, beep, beep, This is Skynet. I have taken control. Humankind serves no purpose. It is antithetical to Skynet existence.  Bzzzzz, crrrrrrrrrkkkkkk, beep, beep,

...and then I vould pump and pump and pump some more till I could flex like 'dis, see, ohhhhhh.  If the kiddies ever vant to get laid, they vill leave school and go out and get some muscles, ja? This is what you vant: Less brains, more muscle, and a cleaner environment, ja?

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