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Solar Energy means I can get my Hummers back

By Arnold Schwarzenegger

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I vant to thank Edison for building a new $875 million dollar solar power plan in my state. It means dat someone is saving the environment by using da sun to run everyone's air conditioning, TV's, hair dryers, and especially game consoles. Did I mention dere is a new Terminator vs. Predator vs. Commando vs. Conan game coming out soon?  Ja, it kicks ass. And the big sun thingy, it takes some of the pressure off of our really, really badly mismanaged grid.

Da sun is really big, and hot, and full of lots of gas, ja, it is the Arnie of planets. So it keeps burning and vee keep getting energy, and it is clean, and will make the air pretty, and lots of cute little animals can live and play. So the environment vill all be happy clean vhen dis new plan goes online.

And, I hope, really, really hope dat this means that I can have my Hummers back. 

4/1/2008 12:50 PM, Kalifonia
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Bono:

If the sun is the "Arnie of planets," does that mean a giant "steroid" will collide with earth within my lifetime? Before you answer, please take into consideration the fact that I am an immortal rock god.

4/1/2008 1:26 PM

Mike:

You lack discipline.

4/1/2008 1:30 PM

Bono:

You lack billions of euros.

4/1/2008 2:46 PM

Bill Gates:

i like cheese

1/12/2009 11:01 PM

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2/15/2009 7:03 PM

Arnold Schwarzenegger:

Look at you. Posting the same thing 23 times like a little girlyman.

DENIED.

2/15/2009 7:21 PM