Friends, I vant to talk about education crisis in Kalifornia. Ve'ave a budget shortfall in this state of $16 BILLION dollars. That is a lot. So, I am going to cut the number of teachers vee have in schools. I am going to terminate (he, he, he) almost 100,000 jobs for silly teacher people and administrators. Some of you puny little girlie men out there vill say, "Vat? Vat about the kiddies?" I tell you, the kiddies are losers! They should be out pumping themselves up, not sitting around on their flabby asses. Vhen I was a boy in Austria I...

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