Don’t you hate it when you go to a concert and the crowd sings along louder than the artist? And you’re like, ‘I didn’t pay ninety bucks to listen to a bunch of off-key fanboys wail “New Year’s Day”.’ That’s how I feel about this new will.i.am video.

Stop stealing my words and talking over me please. You’re ruining my pacing and carefully-planned oratory inflection. I’m glad you are inspired and want to help my campaign, but can’t you play your own insipid songs with simple refrains that you beat to death? “Let’s Get Retarded” comes to mind. “Where is the Love?” as well.

Moreover, since when did Scarlett Johansson become a singer? And why aren’t her assets more prominently featured? That’s viral Barack video making 101.