There's a new ad out by McCain criticizing how much people like me and want me to be president...
Those deafening chants of my name and the packed Washington Monument lawn sure seems like a mandate to me. Let's compare it to one of your events:
This woman you are awkwardly following around seems afraid of you. Then you just stand there when the apple sauce falls like someone else is on aisle 7 clean-up. What do you think they pay you for?
So your argument is that being a celebrity and being a leader are mutually exclusive? I think Wilfred Brimley and his courageous fight against Diabetes, waged strategically during breaks in daytime television programming, would say otherwise. How about Sharon Stone and her tasteful support for Tibetan Monks as well as her support for endangered wood preserves. (Fellas, can I get a pound?) Then there's Sean Penn and, well forget him.
But dude, this is the same argument the dorky kid in the accelerated program made when running for class treasurer against the jock who didn't give a shit, but his friend nominated him as a prank.
Where did it get the dork? A sorry-you-lost dinner with his mom at Pizza Hut.
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