All the pundits are scratching their heads trying to come up with how to spin the debate into the most game-changing storyline they can. But the truth is, it was lame America.
The town hall format allowed for meandering, filibustering answers. Be honest, who among you out there didn't have their mind wander when we answered the 9th question about the bailout plan. You were daydreaming about a woman or some snack with melted cheese.
I mean it wasn't like we weren't trying to give you some action. But the barbs, the jabs and zingers just felt, I don't know ... forced.
There were times where I just went completely on autopilot. I'd be talking about Pakistan or Medicare and then I would start blabbering about the middle class and how 95% of Americans would get tax cuts.
Speaking of which, did I mention how much I love the middle class? They're so much more down to Earth then the bourgeois but not as gross as the lower class. They're just right, you know? We were meant for each other.
Ann Coulter:
Bite me, Commie.
10/8/2008 3:41 PMAmy Winehouse:
I was day-dreaming about smack, not snack.
10/8/2008 4:09 PMWill Smith:
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10/8/2008 10:11 PMAmerican Idol Judges:
Guess what, Barack. You're going to Hollywood.
10/9/2008 4:20 AMBill Clinton:
Y'all know what I was daydreaming about...
McD's! Y'all have dirty minds.
10/9/2008 4:37 PMMika:
Obama: Loved by fat-cat, white, self-absorbed, left-wing elitists everywhere. You want real change? Vote in a real black American: Alan Keyes!
10/12/2008 2:08 PMJamoe T.:
I hope you win the election over John McCain. He's a stuck up Republican which if he were to get elected, he'd die three years before his term ended. He's too old to even lead a line of follow-the-leader, never-the-less a United States. He stands for country first, what ever happened to citizens first? I was born and raised in Arizona, but I wouldn't want him for my president even being the senator of my state. He wants war, and face it, when someone's in office you get what you want, am I or am I not wrong? Also I understand why you will raise taxes. No one would announce that he'd raise taxes unless there was a reason. The only people McCain would lower taxes for is upperclassmen, which is negatively unfair.
You need to win this election not only to prove John McCain wrong, but to protect our country. I believe you have the ability to do just that. Barack Obama will come to be the best president in the history of our Nation's hope. This is change we can believe in, change for the better, and change for the good. I pray that you win this election and show our citizens that change is Barack Obama.
Sincerely, J. Tabron of Phoenix, Az
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10/29/2008 7:58 PM