I'm getting flack from conservatives for nominating Timothy Geithner--try saying that five times fast--to be Secretary of the Treasury.
All because he didn't pay his taxes for 2001. Or 2002. Or '03. Hey look over there--it's Bono! Or '04.
C'mon you troglodytic Republican dinosaurs! Anybody can make a mistake that continues for four straight years. Just because the Treasury Secretary is the head of the IRS, that doesn't mean he has to know something about taxes--that's what accountants are for!
Hold on a second--this just in. Turns out he tried to add overnight camp costs to his dependent child care expenses. Well, what's so bad about that?
Didn't you ever see 'Mr. Smith Goes to Washington' with Jimmy Stewart? It's very inspirational. Kids need fresh air!
Who are you going to believe? Me, or some snake-handling religious nut of a GOP Senator who wants to take fresh air away from kids and suffocate them!
The choice is clear. It's not like I'm Hillary Clinton, trying to take a deduction for my husband's worn-out underwear. Nosirree.
Michelle only takes deductions for her own underwear.
A Horny Japanese Businessman:
Of course Micherre Obama should prease to deduct her underwear, it a business expense. Why, I wourd pay a mirrion Yen for a pair of those!
1/20/2009 3:26 PMBill O'Reilly:
No Barack, we conservatives want to impregnate your children, make 'em keep the baby, Then watch the struggling and strife as they try to provide for their unwanted children without government aide. It's more cruel and sadistic.
1/21/2009 4:13 PMSarah Palin:
I"m a moos-hunting grandmother to a child whose other grandmother deals OxyContin, so don't forget to make it "snake-handling religious nut of a GOP" who deserves a spot on Springer. I'll get me some of 'dem beads.
1/21/2009 3:53 PMRush Limbaugh:
OXYCONTIN! Where! Where! My sense of reality is seeping back in.
1/21/2009 3:54 PM