Thanks, David Axelrod. The secret is out. I'm an out-and-proud energy hog!
I like to show off my trim, athletic figure, so no suit coat for me. I'm also from Hawaii, as my chief advisor so astutely points out, so I like to keep the temperature in the Oval Office at a toasty warm 80 degrees.
Did I mention that my favorite rapper is Nelly? I totally dig "Hot in Herre"! Even though I feel compelled, Bill Cosby-style, to correct his ebonics spelling.
I know, I know. I told you when I was campaigning that we would all have to sacrifice and stop keeping our thermostats on 72 degrees. Well, I kept my promise. My thermostat isn't on 72 anymore--it's much higher!
If you will just turn yours down to, say, 64, we'll be even!
Dick Cheney:
I always keep it hot where I'm at, too. It reminds me of my birthplace.
2/13/2009 2:47 PMDick Cheney:
I'm talking about Nebraska and then Wyoming people. I did not simply arise out of the River Styx, no matter what you people think!!! Just because I'm obsessively evil, doesn't mean I'm the devil's spawn. Satan made me write that last part. Apparently, he no longer wants to be associated with me either.
2/13/2009 2:57 PM