Associated Press

Did everyone see this? My ex-mistress is gonna be nude in Playboy! That’s awesome!

I am a little bit mixed about this. While it is awesome to have bagged a Bunny, I am also filled with JEALOUS RAGE that she would dare bare her body to anyone that isn’t me. What part of “my” ex-mistress does she not understand?

But still, score one for Bonds. BARRY Bonds.

I love that joke.