I know what you're doing, assholes in Hollywood. And it ain't funny. You think you can put out some movie where a short-haired, skinny, pencil-necked scrote (Edward Norton) turns into a ripped, massive battleship of a motherfucker overnight and I won't read between the lines, fuckface?

I didn't get to be a Major League baseball player by being stupid. Do you think I'm stupid? Is that what you're saying? Did you just call me a bitch? Is that what I am to you? A silly-ass bitch?

You think I haven't heard of allegories, metaphors, analogies, et-fuckin'-cetera? I wasn't born yesterday, pal. I know a trend film is trying to fuck with Barry Bonds when I see it.

And then you top off the irony by making the dude racist???  Motherfucker, don't talk about me like I ain't in the motherfuckin' room!

The dude can bench press a cow. Hmmm.  The dude hates the Jew-devil media.  Hmmm.  Yeah, I get the point.  Eat shit.  Next time why don't you have him legging out triples in the World Series?  Real subtle, guys.