You guys are not going to believe this! So on Tuesday some buds and I were illin’ it up in the Dhaulagiri Mountain range; if you haven’t been, that’s in western Nepal and it’s fucking sick up there. Anyways, this was after dinner and I was lookin’ for a choice spot to drop a deuce when I spotted these wicked huge footprints in the snow. 

At first I thought they were human footprints, but I wanted to get the opinion of my broseph Yoshiteru Takahashi – this dude’s been rockin’ the Himalayas for years and he’s even a member of the Yeti Project Japan, so I figure he’s an authority of sorts. Sure enough, Yosh knew right off the bat that these were no human footprints.

I was thinkin’ maybe it was some fucked up mountain goat, or a bear, or a half-man, half-bear hybrid. But Yosh, after considering some very scientific shit, narrowed it down to two possibilities: abominable snowman, or yeti. I don’t normally belief in mythical crap like that, but I think this time we have real proof!