Gigiddy! We were a party adrift, without focus, searching for our voice. And then a man rose to lead us. Out of the mist emerged the Spitzmeister returning the Democratic Party to its rightful place as world leaders of sexual debauchery and infidelity.

Sure, any John McCain can nail a lobbyist, but an entire ring of prostitutes? I tip my condom to you Mr. Spitzer. You have single handidly combined two of my favorite things. Whores and Ring-Dings.

And if Republicans think that they can tap into the Democratic base of pimps and ho’s then they will have to go through the Spitzmeister. Meanwhile I will be tormented by the one woman who has eluded my grasp: Oh Spitzer’s Mom! I yearn for you