Remember that SNL sketch when Will Ferrell impersonated W. and he kept naming people he was putting in the Axis of Evil. Well today, I am starting my own Axis of Evil (Try to imagine Darrel Hammond reading this too you.)
Bruce Springsteen? You’re in the axis of evil. Barack Obama represents your music? You’ve spent 35 years writing about cars so that doesn't really make sense. Axis of evil.
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Bill Richardson, snubbing the Clintons and growing a "cool beard?" You’re in the axis of evil.
Ted Kennedy? We used to be the mega-powers together but then he went all Macho Man Savage on me so guess what? In the axis of evil.
Howard Dean? Won’t count the votes from Florida or Michigan. Take a seat on the stools to my right because you’re in the axis of evil.
As for myself, I haven't been in the axis of evil since Hillary stopped dying it blonde.
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