As superdelegates make their choice between Barack Obama and my wife Hillary, I would like to remind the SD's where we would all be if  I had stayed in Arkansas in 1992 using my state police connections to get random tail.

Hillary Clinton: Divorced her husband in 1994 and opened a woman's pantsuit store in Little Rock. Filed for bankruptcy in 2007.

Nancy Pelosi: Pilates instructor in Santa Monica.

Al Gore: Dropped out of politics to sell Hummers in Nashville. Spends his days ensconced in his mansion running the air conditioner on high and refusing to get his leaky faucets fixed.

Barack Obama: Lost his alderman seat in Chicago after he built his platform on opposition to a war we weren't fighting. Became a correspondent for an Illinois television station and is now the host of Cheaters.

Bill Richardson: Deported.

Howard Dean: Nobody cares.

John Kerry: No effect.

Would anyone care who the superdelegates supported if not for the Clintons? It's payback time bitches. Cowboy up.