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If Ann Coulter is anti-Semitic, then call me the Fuhrer

By Bill O'Reilly

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People are all up in arms about Ann Coulter’s latest controversial remarks, but I had her on the Factor, she’s a real friend of the show, and I said to her then that “I don’t even care.” And I don’t. But the Jew-media, is making a huge stink.

What I think Ann was getting at was that this is the greatest country in the world, but it still has problems, and most of those problems are caused by Jews:

1) Wars — As my fellow Christian Mr. Melvin Gibson put it, Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. That’s a fact. No spin there. The Iraq war? Jews. The Vietnam war? Jews. The War on Christmas? Jews/secular progressives. The War at Home? Well that’s actually Fox that OKed that shitcom, but checking IMDB shows that the creator is Rob Lotterstein. Lotterstein? Hello (translation: Shalom)! Case in point.

2) Black People. — Where did they come from? Africa. Afros. Jewfros. Jews. Booyah.

3) Jews — That one seems pretty self-explanatory.

All Ann was saying as her luscious blonde hair fell over her perfect falafel shaped breasts was that making everyone Christian would be a solution. A final solution. To this Jewish question. Nothing controversial there. So Jew-media, stop being such a bunch of schmucks.

10/24/2007 2:40 PM, New York
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Comments

Barry Rosenstein:

Ann Coulter looks dashing in a yalmulke. I wonder what she would look like wearing nothing but a tallit.

10/24/2007 5:40 PM

abest:

HEIL O'REILLY.

10/24/2007 3:47 PM

David Srour:

Ok Fuhrer. Seems like the only one making a stink is you.

10/24/2007 5:26 PM