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Hate speech is wrong but Arianna Huffington needs to die

By Bill O'Reilly

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Hate speech is wrong. Always. It is pathetic and reduces potentially productive political discourse to inane and vicious slander. End of discussion.

New discussion: Arianna Huffington is a bitch. And probably a lesbian anyways. An angry, angry lesbian who resents her father who is a probably a dick. I also stand by my earlier statements that there is no "difference between Arianna Huffington and the Nazis." The Nazis were a fascist party led by a madman whose goals included racial purification through genocide and world domination. Arianna Huffington runs a liberal online newspaper. That’s just one of the many ways in which they are exactly the same. I could go on for hours.

Arianna Huffington is not only like the Nazis, but also like Al Qaeda in her relentless pursuit of the destruction of American morals and freedoms. And Lord knows there’s only one way to deal with a terrorist: falafel-boarding. We need to strap that woman down and shove falafels into her mouth to give her the sensation of drowning in sweet, sweet, spicy fried chickpeas. It is both a horrible and delicious ordeal at the same time (Note: this can also be great foreplay!). Had we done this to her sooner perhaps we could have averted 9/11.

3/25/2008 9:00 AM, New York
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Comments

David Lynch:

Dear Bill,

The swastika is a beautiful and ancient symbol of well-being that is sacred to me as a practitioner of Transcendental Meditation. I object strongly to you defacing it by putting an image of Arianna Huffington over it.

3/25/2008 2:51 PM

Donald Trump:

Does anyone else think that Arianna is a little self-absorbed to name her site after herself?

3/25/2008 4:14 PM

Edie:

I have grown to HATE this woman. I used to like her but yes! She is full of herself!

6/4/2008 2:03 AM

Bill Clinton:

Is she available?

11/23/2008 11:12 AM