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Universal health care means more severed feet

By Bill O'Reilly

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So another foot washed up in Canada today.  That makes six. Won't these Canadians learn feet don't grow on trees?

Here's the thing. In Canada, you can have your foot reattached for free. No cost to you. So why not cut your foot off? What have you got to lose? An afternoon?

Those people up North make me sick. They simply don't appreciate the freedoms we Americans would enjoy from universal health care if we had them. If we wanted them. Which we don't.

And that's what the Democrats are trying to do: Pass their universal health care bill. Create a country where people can pop their foot off anytime they want. Then they turn to some tax- paid doctor and make him reattach it. Cause he's got nothing better to do.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The only way to get people to appreciate their bodies is to make them too expensive to fix. Or touch. Or look at for a really long time. Knock it off, Canada. You've been warned.

6/19/2008 12:03 PM, New York
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