I’ve been taking a lot of heat lately for comments I made on the radio factor that liberal islamonazicommiehomojewyorktimesists are calling me racist for. Let me set the story straight. What I said was that I was impressed when I walked into a place owned and primarily catering to black people it was at the fact that I wasn’t shot. And also, “There wasn’t one person in Sylvia’s who was screaming, ‘M-Fer, I want more iced tea.’” I said there wasn’t. Does it make me a racist for assuming that all black people carry guns, curse, and love iced tea and purple drink?

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Am I a racist because I dialed 911 and kept my finger on the call button the whole time at Sylvia’s? Am I a racist because I call black people “boy” because they are such a youthful people and age so well? Am I a racist because I only buy cotton clothing to support black labor? Of course not! That’s absurd. If anything I am a champion of racial causes.