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Hi Everyone! Yes! Welcome into my bløg! I am Björk and I am so excited ðat you are réading my repört!

Do you know about ðis Marçh Madness?  I am very interesting in madness. The Wîldcats have beaten the Bülldogs and the Jaguars have beaten some other BülldogsO, no, wait, the Bülldogs won ðat one.

I thought ðat dog fighting was outside of the law in USÅ anyhöw? Maybe if ðe dog is fighting agaiñst a cat it will be allowed? I want ðe cats to win ðe fights anyhow.  I løve cats.

My cat is name—Hey! where are you pointing your cursor? Are you going to click on Obama? You better don’t! You lôôk at me now! You fœcking look at me! I fœcking kill yøu!  I find out where you live ånd I come över and I kill you.

Please do not look at me.

3/26/2008 10:35 AM, Reykjavik
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Comments

renee:

You make so much more sense here in blog-world! and it's safer for all of us fans.

We never know when you'll attack. You're like an edgy Bülldog.

3/26/2008 3:19 PM

Bjork:

You think you are safe? Why do you put your homepage with your name. Now I can find you and I punish you from calling me bulldog. You are on my list of bad people. Perhaps you will like to meet me for coffee, in Fallujah?

3/26/2008 4:27 PM

Christopher Walken:

You're a firecracker! Homeogenic was a serious album. Have you ever attempted to eat entire corndog in one bite? It's an exhilarating experience. My blood is very high in iron.

3/27/2008 3:58 PM

Manny Ramirez:

Kitties! I see kitties!

3/27/2008 7:18 PM

aLEES:

bJORK.... I'M VERY GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE... IT'S GREAT HONEST FOR ME... I REALLY LOVE YOUR CREATIONS... IT'S LIKE A MAGIK FOR ME... YEAH... I'M FROM RUSSIA... THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY... I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I ADMIRE YOU...=)

7/3/2008 11:31 AM

aLEES:

bJORK.... I'M VERY GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE... IT'S GREAT HONEST FOR ME... I REALLY LOVE YOUR CREATIONS... IT'S LIKE A MAGIK FOR ME... YEAH... I'M FROM RUSSIA... THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY... I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I ADMIRE YOU...=)

7/3/2008 11:32 AM

aLEES:

i'm sorry for my mistake.. =) i don't want really to get this comment twice...=))

7/3/2008 11:40 AM

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