Are you tired of last winter's fåshions? Nøthing but ðe same old spider webs growing out of your mouth? Join me now for a colörful glimpse of this summer's hot ñew looks.

Naked: When you wear naked, ðe most important consîderation is accessories. This year I think ðat leaves will be a very stÿlish option, or perhaps some lemons. Ask your geisha which citrus fruit is right for yøur skin tone!

Retro: I predict ðat the Kabuki fireman look will make a comèback. Let’s just hope that it doesn’t have those åwful drop sleëves this year! Look for ðe new season’s hosés at DKFDNY.

Spice up that macramé! When I first tried ðis outfit, I liked it very müch, but I felt ðat it lacked something. So I set it òn fire. Jiggity!

Animals: As you know, I am a great friênd of ðe animal outfits. Please take extra special care if ðe anímal is still alive, such as my polar bear shawl (light-colored clothes are bëst in ðe hot weather) or my mutated jellyfish.

Hair: Once again I plan to go clean and minìmal this summer, while paying homage to Speed Racer and ðe Exxon Valdéz disaster.

Also, it is 31 years since ðe releåse of Star Wars, so what better time to revive ðe Princess Leia look? Try søme creative variations!

Go casual: Marie Antoinette said, "let them wear cake," but she didn't mean every day. So go ahead, let your cybernetics hang out. Það var ekkert everyone!

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