If you are looking for even more advertising commentary from the industry’s most intelligent, sharp-tongued and handsome writer, you have come to the right place.

Unlike the so-called official blog over at AdAge that I never post on, this one is the true mausoleum of my unfiltered thoughts and opinions. What will you witness, dear reader? Unalloyed brilliance from the bearded one.

Before we get started, it is important for the reader to understand a few things:

1. I am always right.
2. Who are you to disagree with me – I’m Bob Fucking Garfield!
3. People call me out of touch with the 21st Century, but I have this blog, so there!
4. I hate Comcast, and so should you.
5. I am extremely attentive to every strategic, creative and production detail and if you can’t understand why that is important then you are particularly obtuse.