Associated Press

Angie and I are not fighting. I wish all the Brangie haters would leave us alone. I know that we are really, really good looking, but that doesn’t mean you can treat us like really, really good looking pickles in a … a pickle factory where every other pickle is just plain. Its not our fault we aren’t plain. If I could be a plain pickle, I would be.

I know we aren’t having problems because Angie told me so, so there. She told me that we were in love, and that I was very happy, and that we needed more children to love, and that I should take a nap. Then she gave me one of my favorite hotdog nap snacks and I went to sleep. Are you even aware that there are more important things going on in the world right now like a war in some country and politics and stuff? Its called real news. Turn on your TV and read it. You might learn something.