Associated Press

I may have just fallen in love again, for like the 5th time in my life. I love Angie and all of our however many kids, but this was different. This young woman leapt from the crowd and hugged me. I am sure she thought it would be no big deal. Let’s get real. I am a huge celebrity and incredibly good looking. Women throw themselves at me all day. Angie doesn’t because she says I’ll get the “big head” and buys us another child so “I remember my place,” but this stranger in the crowd saw past all of that.

I know she did by the way she hurled her body at me. I could tell by the way her forearm smashed against my shoulder and her right boob pressed into my elbow. She got me.

I don’t think she is crazy. I think she is crazy about love just like I am. I hope I haven’t missed my chance with her. I’ll just keep showing up in crowds and maybe she’ll show up again outside my house or the store where I buy shoes or at the airport or at my doctor’s office. I can’t believe it but I love her. Oh crap, I hear Angie pulling up. I hope she hasn’t brought home another living thing.