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Did you all hear the new James Bond title? The Quantum of Solace? Pierce Brosnan is spinning in his grave.

Sorry to skip the formalities, but what the hell was my boy Daniel Craig thinking? I mean, the last one was totally badass. He was kickin’ ass and lookin’ damn good doing it. He made the Bond movies respectable again - except they sorta reached their apex in awesomeness with the one with Denise Richards as the nuclear physicist, she’s a total fox - and was probably the coolest Bond since Brosnan hung up the tux. But then they decide to follow it up with a science documentary or some shit? This is lamer than a PG-13 Die Hard movie.

Here are my suggestions for what should be the title of the next Bond flick:

• The Spy Who Kicked My Ass
• Goldsomething (aren’t there like twelve Bond movies that start with the word “Gold?”)
• Dr. Evil
• Bond, James Bond: Awesome Cool Spy Dude From London
• Casino Royale 2
• Rush Hour 4

Oh well, as long as there’s a chick named after her vagina, it’ll still be Bond to me.

The name’s Ratner, Brett Ratner…OUT!