Okay, so I may be a little behind on the times. I mean, I knew you could download porn and write blog entries on computers, but it turns out there's a TON of other shit to do on them. This "internet" thing is crazy! There are, like, at least 100 different web sites, and a few of them even have things that aren't two chicks making out after eating feces. Crazy, huh?

One of the big things on the internet these days is something called Facebook. Basically, you get internet-friends and you put up a profile and ... well, I'm not really sure of what the purpose of this thing is, but I decided to give it a try. Apparently, the guy who created it is worth something like $2 billion dollars now. Shit, man, I should make a website. I tried once, but apparently MS Paint drawings of naked chicks doesn't have the allure to internet-goers as it once did. Whatever, bro.

So, I got this Facebook thing now.

If anyone wants to become e-friends, just go for it, bros. 'Cuz right now, I'm sitting at "zero" friends. Even on MySpace you start out with one, even though looking at a MySpace profile for more than three seconds will cause your brain to liquify instantly. Zero friends? Me? The Rat-man? This is like junior high all over again. So "poke" me or "friend" me or whatever, and we'll be best e-bros for e-life, I swear.