NOT COOL, BROS.

That's all I have to say to you two, Chris Tucker and Old Asian Guy. Agreeing to do another movie together, so long as it specifically isn't Rush Hour 4?! What a slap in the face. That's like three slaps in the face, a kick in the groin, and then a noogie. I made you two...I MADE YOU!!!

Sorry for gettin' a little harsh there, brosephs, but I'm a little steamed about this. I mean, where would those two be without me? Chris Tucker would be begging Ice Cube to star as the fourth male lead in his mildly successful "Are We [SOMETHING] Yet" non-franchise, and the Asian Dude would probably be teaching kung-fu to bratty junior high students in Peoria. Now they think they can abandon me and the holy Rush Hour trilogy for an "unnamed project" with no director yet? And he implied I was a "middleman?" I was a topman, Asian Dude, let's get that straight right here.

Okay, I'm a little calmer now. Let's talk this out: we had one of the most successful trilogies ever. EVER, bros. Remember the good times? The hilarious antics? The kung-fu scenes? The dialogue that was ripe with lame stereotyping catchphrases? Let's bring those times back!

"Rush Hour 4" could be our magnum opus! Let's see what other famous trilogy is now releasing a fourth film and it looks like it's gonna wildly successful...Oh yeah, "Indiana Jones". Do you want a piece of that pie, or are you gonna go off without the Rat-man to make your "non-Rush Hour" movie?

Success...or "Are We In Peoria Yet?". The choice is yours, bros.