The Rat-man's back, and this time, he's ready to show you some shrinkage like you've never seen before!

That's right, bros 'n hoes, it looks like I might be directing The Incredible Shrinking Man! There are, of course, a few small details to work out. OH MAN! See what I did there? 'Small' details? Oh man, I totally didn't even mean to do that. Just goes to show ya, I am the man for the job.

This should be an easy flick to pull off. I mean, it's about a guy who shrinks, so we can build really tiny sets and save ourselves a whole bunch of money. Go to a model shop and buy some tiny furniture for the guy's tiny house, get some Hot Wheels for his car, and then we'll make him fight a giant ant and sleep in a Lego. Hell, we can probably shoot this thing for under 20 bucks! Well, with my $10 mil salary, under $10,000,020, I guess.

My only problem is the star of the thing - Eddie Murphy, who is totally awesome and hilarious, don't get me wrong. The problem is, how do we shrink him? I know we can make him bigger (any of his movies since The Nutty Professor have had him in at least one fatsuit), but how are we supposed to make him smaller? I've told Eddie to go on a crash diet, and if that doesn't work, we'll just use that black midget from Bad Santa I guess. That dude was pretty funny too, right? Right.