I’m getting ready to go down to Nashville to do Thanksgiving with the Cyruses. Mainly I’m going ‘cause I like that girl’s name – Hannah Montana. LOL! I wish my name was fun to say like that… Britney Montanatney?

It’ll be nice to spend time with some normal people like Miley and Billy Ray; I just hope they don’t ask me to say what I’m thankful for. Honestly, there isn’t much I feel thankful for right now. I guess I could try to remember the white buffalo thing that Indian Kevin said.

Y’all I just read that last part again, and I figure it probably needs explaining. So last year on Thanksgiving I was driving around the Hills with Kevin talkin’ bout stuff when I realized it wasn’t Kevin in the car with me, it was a Native American that sorta looked like Kevin, only with long black hair in braids. Then I realized I was driving someone else’s car, and when I tried to remember how I got there, the last thing I could remember was standing at the bar with Lohan two nights before.

I got scared, so Indian Kevin gave me this cactus called peyote to calm me down. We went in his sweat lodge for a while, and while I was hallucinating that I was a box of Gummy Bears, Indian Kevin was saying how he was thankful for the change that he said was coming, which he knew about because he saw the white buffalo.

So maybe I’ll say that. Hopefully the Cyruses know what Indian Kevin was talking about, or else they’re gonna think I’m real strange.