Britney Spears’ Blog

The Spears Factor?

By Britney Spears

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Aren’t y’all proud of me and how well I’m behaving? Isn’t it more fun to talk about  my fat sister being fat and engaged or whatever? Yes, it is.

So my dad and I have been talking about me doing more TV after everyone loved me in How I Met Your Mother. He says working in TV would help keep me out of trouble, I guess ‘cause he sees other actresses staying out of trouble.

 

The thing is, I already have lots of acting experience: Crossroads, that South Park episode… Plus, being a pop star and being an actress is pretty much the same thing; you’re just trying to see how many people you can get to want to either be you or have sex with you – or both.

 

As a singer I’ve had some super awesome things happen, like that guy who sent me vibrators and pictures of himself with his eyes cut out, LOL! But I figure people would still be obsessed with me if I was in TV, probably even more if I had my own show. Maybe then someone will for real cut out their eyes for me :)

 

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Comments

Bill Gates:

Tell me more about the vibrators

3/31/2008 2:11 PM

Lindsay Lohan:

I knew you were a skeezy old man, Bill. I should have suspected something was afoot when you requested a pair of my panties to test your microchip-implanted Smart Undies.

3/31/2008 2:32 PM

Bill Gates:

Please send more! Melinda found them and thought they were hers and now she wears them. Ick.

3/31/2008 2:36 PM

Britney Spears:

Weird, the guy in the picture kinda looked like you, only without eyes. Crazy!

3/31/2008 3:33 PM

Bill Gates:

Oh Brit, you are the bomb.

4/1/2008 9:36 AM

Jessica Simpson:

Maybe I should do TV? Brit, ask you dad what he thinks. My dad is busy being a creepy douche.

4/1/2008 1:06 PM

Britney Spears:

Yeah I'll ask him.

Hey remember when you had that TV show? On TV?

4/1/2008 2:58 PM

Bill Gates:

but, but what about the vibrators ?

4/1/2008 7:17 PM

Steve Job:

Yea seriously I want some vibrators, too. We will call it.... The Apple Mac Vibrating Vibrator, completely compatible with your I-Pod.

4/18/2008 12:20 PM

MJM:

Actually, it's called 'the iBod'...

4/18/2008 3:50 PM

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