Can someone who’s real smart about India please explain something to me: Why do they keep having all these crazy special power babies over there, and in America we never get any? Is there some pill they have that we don’t know about or something?
Seriously y’all, I was kinda jealous when I heard about the girl with like 800 arms or legs or whatever – that was pretty wild. And then I heard about this teenager in India who’s the size of a backpack, and she’s recordin’ albums with pop stars ‘n stuff. And then these other Indians just had a baby with two faces I guess? Did you guys even know that babies are allowed to have two faces?? Anyway, I didn’t.
I just don’t think it’s fair; in America, if your pregnant people are just curious if it’s gonna be a boy or a girl. But in India, they’re probably like “Oh, I wonder if it’s gonna be a girl with six heads and two sets of wings, or a glow-in-the-dark boy with wheels instead of feet?”
Mike Huckabee:
One word: inbreeding. I got myself a three-faced cousin who can read Genesis, Leviticus, and Revelation all at the same time.
Dive a little deeper in your family pond, I'm sure you'll find a few "MF's" (That's "Multiple Facers")
4/11/2008 2:11 PMDalai Lama:
Sometimes in India the reincarnation circuits get crossed and multiple souls are stuck together. It's kind of like when you open a box of Wheat Thins to find two crackers fused together to form a super cracker.
4/11/2008 2:14 PMChristopher Walken:
I love those super crackers. It's like, well mouth, here's a bonus: two crackers for the price of one! When I become famous, I'll buy whole boxes of those crackers.
4/11/2008 3:02 PMBrad Pitt:
haeters bich
12/4/2008 6:18 PMBrad Pitt:
haeters bich
12/4/2008 6:18 PMLaura Bush:
They have whole boxes of the super crackers, and no one told me...?
4/11/2008 5:30 PMTonight the blood of the innocent will flow like blistering lava through the desolate fields of littered souls.
Samuel L. Jackson:
Gee, you stupid bitch, the deformities in India couldn't have nothing to do with no got-damn Union Carbide and shit like that, could it?
4/12/2008 12:07 AMBill Clinton:
Anyone really think a parent of Britney's caliber will be able to figure out which mouth to put her boob in? ....wait for it....yep, I hope she picks my mouth.
4/16/2008 4:37 PMDr. Phil:
Sometimes I feel like inviting some deformed people onto my show when I'm talking about teen pregnancy so I can say, "Look! Do you really want to have sex that badly? Because all these deformazoids were birthed by slutty 13-year-olds like you!" It's okay to bend the truth if you are preventing teen pregnancy, I think. Especially if the ratings go up.
5/18/2008 5:11 AM