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Happy Mother's Day to me!

By Britney Spears

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Sunday is Mother’s Day, and I’ve been having all these thoughts running around inside my brain, mostly just about being a mom ‘n stuff like that. I figure I must have a pretty good hang of it now, ‘cause the other day that judge was all like “Blah blah blah, Britney’s allowed to see her sons more often now or whatever.” I was like dang; the timing’s awesome ‘cause now maybe Sean and Jayden are supposed to take me out and get me presents for Mother’s Day, right? (Mommy can always use more Louis Vuitton, if y’all are reading this.)

What’s funny to me is how some people make this big deal, like OMG it’s so hard to be a single working mom. Wanna know a secret? It’s totally not hard. The truth is you don’t even have to do much, ‘cause Kevin’s usually hanging out with them or they’re at baby school or whatever it is they do during the day – part of being a good mom is to respect your child’s privacy, so I try to stay out of their personal business.

Okay I better go look at my Sean and Jayden pictures again so I don’t mix up which is which on Sunday. :)

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Comments

Barack Obama:

this bitch is truly pysco... id still fuck yea me and my wife we could all have a three sum

5/10/2008 5:33 PM

Michelle Obama:

Oh, hell naw. I just got you off cigarettes, Barry. The last thing I need is for you to get addicted to stupid white chicks. No "three sum" no way. And don't you be nuzzling up on me later tonite with that evil Joker grin thinking you're gonna get some loving, cause I am pissed off right now.

5/11/2008 10:53 PM

me:

Kevin should have recognized your craziness and made you have an abortion!!! You're a piss-poor mother, let alone a human being. Grow UP!!!!

5/11/2008 3:02 PM

Angelina Jolie:

If sanity were a requirement for motherhood, we wouldn't have had The Jackson 5 or the Baldwin brothers. Do you want to live in a world without Baldwins? I certainly don't.

5/11/2008 10:49 PM

Dmitry Medvedev:

I likes the Baldwin like dog he likes bone you understand.

5/13/2008 4:32 PM

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