You guys know by now that I’m a pretty smart girl, but there are some things in this world I don’t think I’ll ever understand. Like people, for example.

Why do y’all make such a big deal about the most random stuff? Like the global warning and who’s gonna be the next President and all that junk; that’s the stuff you’re supposed to just pretend to care about when a teacher asks you dumb questions in class. The thing is, God has a plan for each of us, so it doesn’t really matter whether Barack Obama wants to move to China or whatever.

It’s probably the same people who are all gaga over that damn cat who lost his face. What’s so great about a cat with no face? Nothing, if you ask me. I guess it’s something that he can write his own blog with only three legs, but I’ve read it and it’s not that impressive. Look at what he says:

Now that I have the cool new hair do' - everyone wants to be my friend.

Uh, excuse me? I don’t want to be your friend – I don’t care how cool your hair do is! Talk about conceited! But that doesn’t stop y’all from reading it everyday and talkin’ ‘bout how he’s this great internet celebrity and an “inspiration to us all” does it? Ugh!