Bee boo blop beep beep!
Don’t worry – that’s me just pretendin’ like I’m a computer, you guys. I decided to start off like that today ‘cause I got computers on my brain, and I got computers on my brain ‘cause I just heard that in the future we’ll have our brains on our computers!
That’s what they’re sayin’, anyway, that some day y’all will be uploading your brains onto your hard drives or somethin’ crazy like that. Yep, I thought it was pretty cool when I heard that, too; the only thing is, it might not happen for another 200 hundred years, and by then I’ll probably too old to care.
I hope they hurry up and figure this out soon, ‘cause I’ve been thinkin’ how maybe the breakdowns I have are caused by me never uploading my brain anywhere. If it was uploaded somewhere and I broke down, scientists could just bring me in and reboot me or whatever, and then send me home with some cool updates, probably.