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Britney Spears’ Blog

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By Britney Spears

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Don’t worry – that’s me just pretendin’ like I’m a computer, you guys. I decided to start off like that today ‘cause I got computers on my brain, and I got computers on my brain ‘cause I just heard that in the future we’ll have our brains on our computers!

 

That’s what they’re sayin’, anyway, that some day y’all will be uploading your brains onto your hard drives or somethin’ crazy like that. Yep, I thought it was pretty cool when I heard that, too; the only thing is, it might not happen for another 200 hundred years, and by then I’ll probably too old to care.

 

I hope they hurry up and figure this out soon, ‘cause I’ve been thinkin’ how maybe the breakdowns I have are caused by me never uploading my brain anywhere. If it was uploaded somewhere and I broke down, scientists could just bring me in and reboot me or whatever, and then send me home with some cool updates, probably.

 

7/16/2008 10:47 AM, Los Angeles
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R.Morrissette:

comps on the brain sweet girl,they dream ,and its only a dream that they will be able to program rather than learn,once they can get computers as small,with the vast storage compacy the would will change in some very big ways,what the human race needs to learn to do is use more of our brain,we are an evolveing spcies,in 10.000 years we be useing alot more of our brainsd and gestashion will go from 9 months to 10 months,we will need that extra time in the womb,i was a 10 month term natural birth,right now our brains are recording every moment of our lives,but we do have the recall,as close as we can come to this is at the end of our life when we remenber everything,but yes our brain records every moment of life,and even haveing recorded every moment in 80 years we still use less than one 20th of our brains.i need to start the book soon i have so many things to share

7/16/2008 4:32 PM

Britney Spears:

Yeah I know, I was just gonna say that, too.

7/17/2008 11:31 AM

Gordon Ramsay:

Give me a fucking break - i didnt realise she can count to 10.

www.gordonramsay.co.nr

2/16/2009 3:00 PM