Hey y’all! Long time no blog – I know right?? I’ve been like super busy getting my comeback on ‘n stuff. Seriously, it’s a lot of work! And don’t even get me started on the touring. See, sometimes my life gets so hectic that in my brain I’m like, “My life is a circus!” So then I put together this totally over-the-top tour and use that as the theme of the show; that way everyone can see what a circus it is. Get it?
So other than some A-hole hacking my Twitter (I do NOT have vagina dentata... anymore), the only other thing that’s been tickin’ me off lately is all this stuff about the Grateful Dead getting back together? It’s like okay, here I am pulling off the biggest comeback in the history of everything, so who cares about some old-guy band that no one’s even heard of getting back together?
I even listened to some of their songs you guys, LOL! It was all “Casey somethin’ is high on cocaine, ridin’ trains ‘n stuff.” Are you serious? Maybe this is some joke like Weird Al or somethin’ and I just didn’t get it?
Jerry Fan of shaving:
Dear Miss Britney,
Long before you got hot on mtv with your little school girl uniform, got really hot with photos of your shaved beave on the net and got scorched with your shaved head and mental breakdown all within a few years a band called the Grateful Dead were selling out theaters. Then they sold out arenas. Then they sold out stadiums. Never was a time they cancelled a show due to poor ticket sales. Although they never disappeared, they did often freak out...usually to the fans delight. So you do have something in common.
My advice to you is to go hang with that Hilton chick somemore. We like that...a lot! More gina photos please! In the meantime, I'm going out to see more Dead shows..and I hope the hippie chicks shave that thing like you do.
Rock on you frenzied psycho!!!
1/7/2009 1:12 AMBritney Spears:
Shine on you crazy old guy who likes the Grateful Dead!
xoxo,
1/7/2009 11:06 AMBrit
benny:
News flash britney your music is fucking terrible. If 90% of your gabage wasn't prerecorded you wouldn't even be able to put on your so called sh0ws. Do the rest of the world a favor and go take care of your kids and stay off the road.
1/7/2009 2:05 AMbenny:
News flash britney your music is fucking terrible. If 90% of your garbage wasn't prerecorded you wouldn't even be able to put on your so called sh0ws. Do the rest of the world a favor and go take care of your kids and stay off the road.
1/7/2009 2:05 AMAnonymous:
ummm, don't those people commenting realize the trailer trash ho didn't actually write this?
1/7/2009 2:58 AMgdradio:
Britney is a musical juggernaut! LOVE YOU BRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneone
1/7/2009 6:37 AMBill O'Reilly:
Brit--You just keep on keepin' on, okay? The Dead's "Anthem of the Sun" is the worst rock album ever made--much worse than anything you've ever done. I listened to it both forwards and backwards after drinking a quart of Colt .45 malt liquor "back in the day"--it sucks!
1/7/2009 12:57 PMGonzo:
Honestly I think Brit has a point. What kind of crazy band thinks they can just revive themselves from rehab just to play a few dozen unrehearsed fiascos in overpriced mega-arenas that serve nothing but 5-dollar pretzels and watered-down beers? And for what? So these guys can sell us their tie dies and stuffed bears? C'mon, deadheads.. This isn't Avalon Ballroom 10-12-68. And besides- Why don't The Dead just play at Cornell again if they want a real taste of flashbacks? Maybe Phil will re-introduce that earth-crushing Phil-O- Stomp from Fox Theater 10-18-72. We can old hope.
1/7/2009 7:43 PMThom Yorke:
Grateful who?
1/7/2009 8:08 PMGonzo:
Honestly I think Brit has a point. What kind of crazy band thinks they can just revive themselves from rehab just to play a few dozen unrehearsed fiascos in overpriced mega-arenas that serve nothing but 5-dollar pretzels and watered-down beers? And for what? So these guys can sell us their tie dies and stuffed bears? C'mon, deadheads.. This isn't Avalon Ballroom 10-12-68. And besides- Why don't The Dead just play at Cornell again if they want a real taste of flashbacks? Maybe Phil will re-introduce that earth-crushing Phil-O- Stomp from Fox Theater 10-18-72. We can old hope.
1/7/2009 9:57 PMAlexM:
Whoever dares to disrespect the Grateful Dead is a digusting cockroach
1/8/2009 10:08 PMCourtney Love:
I hear you, Brit. I was dragged to a Dead show by an old flame (won't post his name) and was disgusted. They just played and played. I was like "When are they gonna start singing?!! They've been going for like 45 minutes!!!!" I watched, horrified, as thousands of fans danced and hollered while the band played in a dozen different keys and jammed a dozen different scales. I couldn't wait to get back in the car so I could listen to rap and wash the taste of talent out of my mouth.
1/8/2009 11:19 PMAnonymous:
the Grateful Dead is America's greatest rock band
1/9/2009 1:27 AMBritney Wallpapers:
very true friends!!
1/12/2009 10:31 PMBob Dylan:
Serously, your really pulling off the biggest comeback in the history of everything? I didn't even know you had an album out. I guess you gonna have your own dedicated station on Sirius soon, right? I guess you also didn't know the dead and I tour together.
1/28/2009 3:43 PMWow you are really cluelessssss!!!! Regards Dylan
Ann Coulter:
You poor, poor misguided cretin. Obviously you've never gotten your legs pinned behind your ears by Bobby "Daisy Dukes" Weir, while touring with the band in Europe in the '90s. Let's just say I've been baptized in Bobby spit where it counts, while you're attempting your own fabled comeback tour in your late 20's. Are you serious? Aren't there better things for you to do like getting vaccinated for HPV? Oh...and buy my book.
2/3/2009 11:06 AMCheap Britney Spears Tickets:
I'm going out to see more Dead shows..and I hope the hippie chicks shave that thing like you do
2/18/2009 1:43 AM