Yes! Once again you've saved the day, cartoon Caped Crusader. DC Comics had to recall the latest issue of "All Star Batman and Robin" because Batman calls someone a 'cunt'.
You see, even though the domestic abuse charges were dropped against me, people were slagging me off. Saying I've ruined me career. Saying I'm unstable. Not fit to play Batman.
Who's not fit now?
Batman's a creature of the night. His parents are dead. He's in a hot rubber suit. These things are bound to make a bloke mad. And mad people say angry words. Especially when their sisters try to borrow money.
I'm more perfect than ever to play Batman. If Batman's calling people cunts in the books, how long before he hits his mother? Then my movies will be autobiographical, they will. He might even kill the Joker.
Luckily, I don't have to.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to get drunk and beat a priest to death. Because I'm a role model.
Anonymous:
Lame and so two months ago.
9/10/2008 11:40 AMAnonymous:
I'll admit your last post was humorous, but now you've just wounded my ability to laugh.
9/10/2008 5:10 PMJohn McCain:
What's wrong with calling someone a cunt? I do it all the time, and nobody's said a word.
9/10/2008 5:45 PMkunderemp:
actually, I love this post..
Yeah..
Someone must checked Frank Miller's mind.
Btw, in my opinion, Nolan's Batman is more like O'Neill Batman instead of Miller's Batman.
9/11/2008 9:57 AMself:
To Christian: Everyone is always so ready to criticize when the fact remains that it's none of their f---'in business . Keep smiling and doing what you do (you are a phenominal actor) and I'll always love you. Oh hell, just smile and that will do.
About this: Who gives a shit really?
9/11/2008 6:38 PM