It's not fair. Everyone else gets to be the Joker this Halloween except me. That costume rules. The outfit alone is awesomely sweet with the purple jacket and the green vest, and that's not even considering the wicked scar make-up.

But then when you wrap you brain around the fact that Heath's an actual ghost, and the white face make-up has like a double meaning, the costume is blown out of the stratosphere. Seriously it's on another galaxy where the best costumes of all-time live. Like the scream mask, the sexy nurse and a priest costume.

By my calculations, it's the best costume opportunity since Friday the 13th came out and everyone was Jason for 5 years straight.

Batman is so lame. Everywhere I go people talk to me in that gruffy voice. It sounds like a gay dude with a voice box machine.

In my stupid contract, it says I can't be seen in public dressed as any other character except for Batman. Seriously, I'd give back each of the 12 million dollars I got to be in the movie just to be able to wear this costume for Halloween.

Life is unfair.